Wii Wabbit and The Bean Stalk

2009-02-23T01:02:00.000-08:00

Wii Wabbit was walking down the road. She was very hungry and very tired. And suddenly a beautiful farm appeared... With FULL OF CARROTS!!! Horraaaay... I could make a carrot stew, she thought. The farm was unattended, so she thought that all those carrots were free.

"Come to your new owner, pretty carrots..." said Wii Rabbit while picking up one by one. Suddenly, she stepped on a very weird bean. AW!!!! It hurt her feet!!! Wii Wabbit was really angry at the bean so she tried to hurt the bean by throwing it on the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!" said Wii Wabbit while throwing the bean to the soil. But... it was weird. The bean jumped back to the Wii Wabbit's feet, made Wii Wabbit became very furious.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Wii Wabbit while throwing it again to the soil. But it jumped back again... to the Wii Wabbit's feet.

Wii Wabbit was really really angry!!!! She stomped on the ground, jumping and kicking the soil... and threw that bean into the soil that she stomped.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!"
This time... the bean was stuck in the soil. And... SOMETHING GREW FROM IT! IT'S LIKE A STAIRS TO THE SKY!

Wabbit was really surprised... and EXCITED!!! and curious... She climbed it, one by one... one by one... one by one... and when she was about to gave up, she arrived into a very big big farm, with lots of carrots!!!!

"IT'S PARADISE!!!" thought Wii Wabbit. Those carrots were bigger than her!!

"I CAN EAT CARROT STEW FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!" cried Wii Wabbit with happiness. When she tried to pull up one carrot, suddenly there was a big big stomped sound on the ground. THOMB THOMB THOMB THOMB... Wii Wabbit was really scared so she hide behind the carrots... and suddenly... A MASSIVE UGLY GIANT APPEARED! Wii Wabbit was really scared... She was almost screamed, but she tried to shut her mouth with her hands. Hmmmpfh!

The big big ugly giant, entered his house, and slammed the door. WHAM! It sounded like thunder. Wii Wabbit scared but curious... She did the hippidy hoppidy to the big big window. And she saw something unbelievable... A HUMAN IN A CAGE!!! A BOY!!! Wii Wabbit doesn't really like human, but she felt really sorry for him. She thinks that any living thing in the world deserves to be free.

And so the night came... Wii Wabbit slipped into the big big house trough the tiny hole in the window. It's tiny for the big big ugly giant, but not for Wii Wabbit! There was nothing inside the house, not even a bed, only a cage. The big big giant was sleeping on the floor, while snoring very very loud. She was sneaking inside the cage, and woke the boy up. The boy was really surprised to see her there.

"Am I dreaming?"

"You're not, silly human"

The Boy was surprised, "A TALKING RABBIT!!"

"Every animal in the universe can talk, sweetheart."

"So why are you here then?"

"I want to ask you the same question"

So the boy told her his story about how he found a strange bean and ended up here. The big big giant spotted him and made him his pet. He was maybe big, but he was also lonely. The boy has been forced to sing, to read him stories, to clean the house and etc. He missed his parents.

"Hmm... I will try to get you out of here, but first, tell me, does he have any weakness?"

"So far I concerned, no. He spent most of his time sleeping, gardening and torturing me. Nope, I don't think he has any weakness."

Wii Wabbit tried to think very very hard. She always folded her arm when she thinks, while moving around in circle. Hmm hmm hmm...

"AHA!!! I think I know how to get you out of here!!!!"

"IMPOSIBLE!!"

"Nothing is impossible! Impossible is nothing!" She told him her motto. "Wait here..."

Wii Wabbit sneaked out from the house, climbed down the bean tree branches, and went to the house nearby. She took lots of stuffs from the kitchen and put it in a big rucksack. It took very long to climbed back up with the whole stuff in her back.

The boy was really worried. "How if she lied to me? How if she left me? Is she okay?" He was really really worried. The big big giant woke up. He yawned and stretched his body, and start to moved towards the boy. He opened the cage and grabbed him by his collar to the air.

"If you don't want to die, SING FOR ME!!" He swung the boy in the air.

The boy was terrified and started to sing any songs that came to his mind. He about to lose his only hope to get outside of his hell when suddenly...

"PUT HIM DOWN!!!" screamed Wii Wabbit. The big big Giant turned around and saw the tiny tiny rabbit shouted at him. He began to laugh... and laugh...

"I SAID PUT HIM DOOOOWN!!!!" Wii Wabbit screamed louder.

"or what? what can you do little tiny punk?" laughed Big Giant.

"or i will do this!!!!" Wii wabbit threw lots and lots of bottle from her rucksack to the big big giant, and the bottles just went splat when they hit his face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????" screamed Big Giant while holding his face. He felt really sick and dizzy. He felt like his nose wouldn’t stop bleeding.

"I just threw some deadly flu virus. You will die in about 3 minutes." said Wii Wabbit calmly.

"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeee... i don't wanna diiiiieeeeeeeeeee... saaaaaaveeeeee meeee..." cried Big Giant.

"I can try to save you. But first, you need to free the boy!!"

"Anything you wish! But please save me!!"

Wii Wabbit nodded to the boy, told him to go. The boy wouldn't want to miss this big chance to be free, run towards the branches. As he remembered something, he stopped.

"Would you mind to tell me your name, o my savior?" he asked politely.

"Name is Wii Wabbit"

"I'm Jack! I won't forget you... eveeeeeeeeeer...!!!" He shouted while sliding down on the branches.

Now the boy has gone. It's time to deal with the Big Giant. Big Giant was crying, knowing that he was going to die.

"As for you, Ugly giant, I can try to cure you, but you have to obey me. Time is critical!" She made him harvest 5 very big carrots and make a very good stew from them. She gave some to the big giant, and big giant drank it. He felt much much better.

"This isn't antidote, it just reduce the chance of death. I'm afraid you have to drink it everyday for the rest of your life."

Big Giant was scared and begged Wii Wabbit to stay and make the potion everyday.

"In one condition, you have to do whatever I say." said Wii Wabbit. Big Giant agreed. So it went on and on. Big giant became Wii Wabbit servant and served both of them a very delicious carrot stew everyday, while Jack was very happy, meeting with his parents again.

Do you know what was the virus?

IT WAS A PEPPER POWDER!!!

Wii Wabbit and The Hole

2009-02-19T03:41:00.000-08:00

Wii wabbity wabbity wabbit

was trying to find a hole.

She found a male inside a hole
and he asked for her soul.

She didn't want to give her soul
and give instead a bowl.

He threw away the ugly bowl
and hit a flying owl.

The owl was confused and dizzy
and hit a standing pole.

The standing pole cracked and fell down,
hit a pig with a mole.

The pig with a mole rolled and rolled
until he hit a troll.

The troll was fierce and furious
and started to lose control.

He ate the pig with a mole.
and broke the ex-standing pole.

He ate the owl
and crushed the bowl.

He fought the male inside the hole
and he ate him a whole.

He was coming to eat Wii Wabbit
but she was full of coal.

He strolled away and growled
and strolled away and growled.

Holly jolly molly polly,
Wii Wabbit owned the hole.

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